What kind of paper towels do cops chase?
Bounty.
What was the slow boat Captain spraying on his sails?
Windex.
What do you call acidic apple?
A Pineapple.
Why didn’t the man believe the guy crawling in the dirt was a genie?
He was a liar.
Why couldn’t the spy catch the secret code?
It was a Zip code.
Why did the car keep going into the river?
It was a Ford.
