Why did the boy always bring a baseball glove to his computer?
It had so many Popups.
Why was the city so full of squirrels?
It was Oakland.
Why was the Cop so good at basketball?
All the practice he got Dunking donuts.
What do you get when you cross a comedian with a Toyota?
Adam Corolla.
Why did the miners wife always fall asleep when they were together?
He was always Boring.
Why are dentists good at basketball?
They can Drill threes.
Why was the carpenter so good at Football?
He could really Hammer the competition.
Why did the man fill the house with Owls?
He wanted to go to hooters.
Why was the Baseball player afraid to go to the dugout?
It was full of Bats.
Why did the Golfer have to go to the bathroom so often?
He had so many Tees.
Why don’t plumbers go on ships?
They don’t wan’na Sink.
Why do plumbers make good Basketball players?
They can Drain Threes.
Why can the donut fly?
It was a Plane (plain) donut.
Why was the Fireman not well liked?
He was not cool.
Why did the bus have a flat?
It ran over the Taxman (tacks).
How did the map unlock the door?
It had a key.
