What is a hockey player’s favorite metal?
GOALD.
Why didn’t the maid like the Supermarket?
It was full of gross-eries.
How did the tower get hurt?
It was a Skyscraper.
What’s a swimmers favorite hobby?
POOL.
Why don’t boxer’s go to baseball games?
They hate No-Hitters.
Why was the lifeguard angry at the airplane?
It was diving.
Why was the storm so cold?
It was an ICEolated storm.
