At what time are some people getting sick?
Coffee time.
What drink had to go to the Dr?
Coffee.
Why do lawyers travel?
They like SUEveneers ( Souvenirs).
Why was the yard in so much pain?
It had many Acers.
Why did the boy think the Dr. office sucked?
It had so many VACcines.
What is a musicians favorite seat?
A Rocking chair.
What kind of games do actors like?
Video games.
What meal should a Dr. give a depressed patient?
A happy meal.
Why was the book so tough?
It was a hard cover.
What is a photographers favorite desert?
Cheesecake.
What is a morticians favorite jewelry?
Diamonds.
Why was the math teacher fat?
Liked Pi
