What do you get when you cross:
A cow and a pickle?
Sour Cream!
A cow and a cigarette?
Butter!
A cow and a refrigerator?
Ice Cream!
A cow and a Dominatrix?
Whipped Cream!
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Sporty Alex Puns
What kind of store is in a tree?
American Eagle.
What bank does Tom Brady go to?
TD Bank.
Why didn’t Boxer fight the comedian?
He was avoiding the punchlines.
What kind of chips cannot walk?
Lays.
Why are the best mountain climbers mathematicians?
They can Summit.
Which Hockey Team is depressed?
The Blues.
Why did the Basketball player miss his shot?
It was a Flu shot.
American Eagle.
What bank does Tom Brady go to?
TD Bank.
Why didn’t Boxer fight the comedian?
He was avoiding the punchlines.
What kind of chips cannot walk?
Lays.
Why are the best mountain climbers mathematicians?
They can Summit.
Which Hockey Team is depressed?
The Blues.
Why did the Basketball player miss his shot?
It was a Flu shot.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Alex's holiday turkeys!
Why are the best mountain climber’s mathematicians?
They can summit.
Which hockey team is depressed?
The blues.
What do you call a bum cow?
A Milk dud.
Why where the photos scared?
They were in the dark room.
Why was the fish on stage?
It was a starfish.
They can summit.
Which hockey team is depressed?
The blues.
What do you call a bum cow?
A Milk dud.
Why where the photos scared?
They were in the dark room.
Why was the fish on stage?
It was a starfish.
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Alex's Jokes of the Day! More Randomness...
How did the cornfield hear so well?
It was full of ears.
Why was the pooch wearing a coat?
It was a chili dog.
Why were the fried potatoes near the fire?
They were chili fries.
Why was air so beautiful?
It was Artic air.
Why were animals falling from the sky?
They were rain deer.
Why was the priest afraid to go to the hockey game?
The Devils were playing.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Alex's Jokes of the Day! More Randomness...
What kind of paper towels do cops chase?
Bounty.
What was the slow boat Captain spraying on his sails?
Windex.
What do you call acidic apple?
A Pineapple.
Why didn’t the man believe the guy crawling in the dirt was a genie?
He was a liar.
Why couldn’t the spy catch the secret code?
It was a Zip code.
Why did the car keep going into the river?
It was a Ford.
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Alex's Jokes of the Day! Sports!
Why were the judge and the lawyer playing basketball?
They were in the court house.
Why did the coach throw the player in the pool?
He wanted to teach the team to dunk.
What do you get when you cross a legume with a football player?
Brett Fava Bean
Thursday, November 4, 2010
More and more of Alex's puns
Why was the cat flying through midair?
It walked onto a catapul
What’s the space agency favorite kind of race?
What’s the space agency favorite kind of race?
NASAcar.
Why did the truck attack people?
It was a Monster truck.
Why was the football player afraid to grease the pan?
Monday, November 1, 2010
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Alex's Jokes of the Day!
Why did the man trip?
He was wearing slippers.
Why was the town bouncing?
It was Springfield.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Alex's Jokes of the Day!
Why was the big game bankrupt?
It only had 4 quarters.
Why was the town so happy and healthy?
Because it was Wellesley.
Why was the spine running?
What is a sick persons favorite element? ...Helium.
Why was the boy afraid of the letter? Because it was a bee.
What did the sick quarter have? A headache.
What is a lawyer’s favorite meal? Sou p.
Why was the can lonely? It was in Can ada.
Wants a baby’s favorite network? ABC.
Why are NFL rookies always cold? The draft.
Why did the computer part not want to go to California?
It was a hard drive.
Why did everyone bring their cell phones to the game?
The Chargers were there.
Why was the cell phone running? It was a Sprint phone.
Why did the golfer call the plumber?
He was up to his knees in the water trap.
Why was the sick golfer afraid to hit into the water?
He didn’t want a stroke.
What is a spider’s favorite place? The World Wide Web.
Where did the school send its chorus?
Singapore.
Why did the man have a painting on the wall?
Because he lives in Framingham.
Why did the man have no wrinkles in his clothing?
He was Iron man.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Punny Jokes of the Day!
Where did the school send its chorus?
Singapore.
Why did the man have a painting of a pig on the wall?
Because he lives in Framingham.
Why did the computer part not want to go to California?
It was a hard drive.
Why did everyone bring their cell phones to the game?
The Chargers were there.
What is a spiders favorite place?
The world wide web.
Singapore.
Why did the man have a painting of a pig on the wall?
Because he lives in Framingham.
Why did the computer part not want to go to California?
It was a hard drive.
Why did everyone bring their cell phones to the game?
The Chargers were there.
What is a spiders favorite place?
The world wide web.
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