How did the cornfield hear so well?
It was full of ears.
Why was the pooch wearing a coat?
It was a chili dog.
Why were the fried potatoes near the fire?
They were chili fries.
Why was air so beautiful?
It was Artic air.
Why were animals falling from the sky?
They were rain deer.
Why was the priest afraid to go to the hockey game?
The Devils were playing.
