Why was the comedian taking boxing lesson?
He wanted longer "punch"lines.
Why did the bartender hit the patron with a pineapple?
He ordered Fruit "punch".
Why did the out of work actress go to the hairdresser?
She wanted to get a "part".
Why was the bad story writer so poor?
She made no "sense".
Why was the bodybuilder so drunk?
He had a "six-pack".
Why did the singer bring presents on stage?
He was a "rap singer".
