Why was the big game bankrupt?
It only had 4 quarters.
Why was the town so happy and healthy?
Because it was Wellesley.
Why was the spine running?
What is a sick persons favorite element? ...Helium.
Why was the boy afraid of the letter? Because it was a bee.
What did the sick quarter have? A headache.
What is a lawyer’s favorite meal? Sou p.
Why was the can lonely? It was in Can ada.
Wants a baby’s favorite network? ABC.
Why are NFL rookies always cold? The draft.
Why did the computer part not want to go to California?
It was a hard drive.
Why did everyone bring their cell phones to the game?
The Chargers were there.
Why was the cell phone running? It was a Sprint phone.
Why did the golfer call the plumber?
He was up to his knees in the water trap.
Why was the sick golfer afraid to hit into the water?
He didn’t want a stroke.
What is a spider’s favorite place? The World Wide Web.
Where did the school send its chorus?
Singapore.
Why did the man have a painting on the wall?
Because he lives in Framingham.
Why did the man have no wrinkles in his clothing?
He was Iron man.
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