Saturday, July 23, 2011

Hot Sumer Pun...

Why did the fitness coach have so many Potato chips?

He wanted to do many crunches.

Why was the boy, standing by the stove, so sick?

The stove was set to boil.(boy ill).

Why did the water make the man feel so good?

It was well water.

Why was the birthday card so rich?

It was a credit card.

Why was the poker player so rich?

He had lots of diamonds.

Why were the cardiologists looking for the card player?

He had lots of hearts.

Why was everyone afraid of the poker player?

He had a clubs.

Why did the card player make a good ditch digger?

He had spades.

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