Which Bird is smart and a thief?
A Well Read Robin.
What is a Poker player’s favorite material?
Cardboard.
Why did the home run break the door?
It was a grand slam.
Why was the bird so depressed?
It was a Blue Jay
What’s a kid’s favorite timepiece?
A grandfather clock.
Why was the hockey player so rich?
He got a lot of checks.
Why did no one like the tennis player?
He had lots of Faults.
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